tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
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I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
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Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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