Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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