Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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