meet me or not, i'm out of control
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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