You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
