I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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