GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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