Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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