break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
