this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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