So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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