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• (805): View more from California

  she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu

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• (415): View more from California

  And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"

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  What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.

  (415): View more from California

  He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.

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• (845): View more from New York

  For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  This is love.

  (860): View more from Connecticut

  Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?

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• (415): View more from California

  did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"

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• (206): View more from Washington

  No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.

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  it was the only safe place

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