@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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