I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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