so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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