I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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