I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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