I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Randomize
