Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
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I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
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