I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
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well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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