Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Randomize
