dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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