It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
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Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
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I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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