can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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