we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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