Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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