I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Randomize
