I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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