you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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