that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I forget how to act sober
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