normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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