i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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