Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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