Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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