i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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