I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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