Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Blood and glitter go together right?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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