How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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