pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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