I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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