You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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