and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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