Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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