The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
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Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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