Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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