she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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