i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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