Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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if we break up, who will get the dealer?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
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I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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