make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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