You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
bring money and cleavage
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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