Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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