so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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