Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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