He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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