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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
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I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
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Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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